life's great, thank you for asking

oh hey,

sorry for the long lapse.

you see what i meant

about being squashed?

im not dead-

yet.

sometimes, im kind of glad

that no one but you

is reading this.

im not sure if that even

made sense

grammatically.

-specks of diamond crowd the sky-

why not Tuesday?

just so you get an idea

of how smart the people

who are in charge of

your children's education are,

we get one day at school tomorrow,

then the public holiday

that is ANZAC day.

What I'm trying to say

is that Im sitting in a holiday today

and I'll get one the day after,

why not Tuesday?

-89 lemon rinds-

[insert clever title relating to optometry]

Went for an eye test recently

but I've forgotten what day

because they've all melded into one.

disappointing really.

anyway, I have 20/20 vision

when I use both my eyes;

my right eye is exceptional

whilst my left is...

somewhat lacking.

She said something about

.50... + I think.

I don't know.

-mandarins touch their heads to the ground-

happy easter

hello

hope you are having

a nice Easter (holiday included)

I would like to take this oppurtunity

to let you know of Idle Talk's

sister blog

cleverly named

cynthia's blog

I think you can only access it

if you have a DETNSW account

but it was worth trying, i guess.

It's where i make

compulsory, teacher-enforced, dry and humourless posts

about books

and which I have stolen this blog's header to fit.

I hope you're okay with that

but if you're not

I don't care.

-Easter eggs coat themselves in chocolate-

back again

did my speech today :)

I should be

studying for a latin and maths test

practising saxophone

and writing my own

walking bass line

but instead,

I'm learning how to

cut apples by watching youtube videos.

-happy days-

not the best time

i'm really feeling

the work load.

i've got too much

in the next fornight,

i will DROWN,

and no one will mind.

help me.

i'm not even 15 yet

and it's already so unbearable.

-computers go on strike-

orange

fact:

orange is the same word for the colour and the fruit in English and in Chinese.

I have to speak in front of people

next week.

i will die.

but don't worry

im not expecting

any help from you.

may we meet in a week

-pens scratch down a page, leaving behind ideas-

Everyone and everything

it's almost been a week

since i last wrote to you

but i have to say

a lot of useless shananigans

have been sandwiched

in between.

i still haven't

gotten the title to

go orange

due to my

technical inadequacies

but i do wish

my friend a happy birthday.

she is turning 14

and is ruler of s**ranland.

fact: today is bin Laden's birthday (or so he says [said])

whatever.

-uninspired blogs flood the internet-

Haio

Hello.

songwriting is kind of

difficult

depending on what type of

song

you are writing.

but it's alright

because I'm not

writing a song.

so it's

all good.

-textbooks download their own movies-

Not orange

why isn't the title orange.

i don't know why.

i don't know everything.

sorry for not being consistent

i'm lazy

and im guessing

you're a lazy reader too,

being non existent and all.

going to find some running music

so i can run

when i can't

-happy days skip rope and sip lemonade-

Title

Warm day,

learning how to spear

education system-style.

it's called a javelin

spears are weapons

javelins are not.

i learn.

-diaries throw up their own confessions-

Pressure

they say

the deeper you go down

the more the pressure

weighs on you.

the deeper you dig

into society,

the more pressure you'll feel.

but if you give up early,

you'll fly back to the top

-mosquitos trip the sensor hairs, and become a black smidge; being a mosquito is a high pressure job-

Again

Dear nonexistent reader

I'm back.

yes, i've suddenly felt the

need to blog again.

i'm out of practice

but no one's reading

and i wasn't much good anyway.

until next time

-saxophones eye the bass clarinet-